Upscale Supermarket

Thanks to my friend, Jimmy Tay for this humorous joke. Enjoy.

A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it
goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent of freshly mowed hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with
onions.
The sound of a breeze in the trees and water in a babbling brook welcomes
you to the fish display.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &
chocolate chip cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.